Posts Tagged ‘lawak’

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Kantoi

Februari 18, 2008

This joke was send to me from a friend, enjoy reading it …

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…..who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, Kumar volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.” About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?” Kumar said ,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, jjust to be sure.”

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read

Dear Son:
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Sunita, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow…
Love,
Mom.

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Temubaul dengan pengembala kambing

Februari 15, 2008

Lawak nie dah beberapa kali aku terima dalam inbox aku, kadang-kadang aku rasa lucu, kadang-kadang tak. Anyway enjoy ajerlah …

Pemuda : Baguslah ternakan biri-biri pakcik. Boleh saya tanya beberapa
soalan tak?
Pakcik : Boleh aje…

Pemuda : Berapa jauh biri-biri ni berjalan setiap hari?
Pakcik : Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam?”

Pemuda : Yang putih.
Pakcik : Kalau yang putih berjalan lebih kurang enam kilometer setiap hari.

Pemuda : Yang hitam?
Pakcik : Yang hitam pun sama…

Pemuda : Berapa banyak plak rumput biri-biri ni makan setiap hari?
Pakcik : Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam?

Pemuda : Yang putih?
Pakcik : Ah, yang putih makan lebih kurang empat kilo rumput setiap hari.

Pemuda : Dan yang hitam?
Pakcik : Yang hitam pun sama…

Pemuda : Berapa banyak bulu yang mereka hasilkan setiap tahun?
Pakcik : Yang mana, yang putih atau yang hitam?

Pemuda : Yang putih?
Pakcik : Aaa…yang putih menghasilkan sekitar enam kilo bulu setiap tahun.

Pemuda : Dan yang hitam?
Pakcik : Yang hitam pun sama…

Pemuda : Kenapa pakcik membezakan biri-biri pakcik yg putih dgn yg hitam,
padahal jawapan semuanya sama aje?
Pakcik : Mestilah…sebab biri-biri yang putih itu pakcik yang punye.

Pemuda : Ooo, gitu ke…abis tu yang hitam tu sapa punye?
Pakcik : Yang hitam pun sama….