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UNIX csh responses :)

April 3, 2007

Found this at http://courses.cs.vt.edu/~cs2204/summer2003/notes/More-Unix.html

Actual UNIX csh responses (system dependent)

% “How poorly would you rate the UNIX user interface?
Unmatched “.

% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex  change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% make love
Make: don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% got a light?
No match.

%man: why did you get a divorce?
man: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

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