Found this at http://courses.cs.vt.edu/~cs2204/summer2003/notes/More-Unix.html
Actual UNIX csh responses (system dependent)
% “How poorly would you rate the UNIX user interface?
Unmatched “.
% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% make love
Make: don’t know how to make love. Stop.
% got a light?
No match.
%man: why did you get a divorce?
man: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
(#I’m Back)
